I am...

Never getting married.

Weddings are too complicated and expensive, and I won't be able to make everyone happy, so I won't be happy.

I'm going to be an old maid who sits on her front porch with a paintball gun and shoots kids who come too close to her house.




In other news, I'm going to OC tomorrow for a senior week reunion, graduation Thursday for sister and the rest of the seniors, and party Friday, stuff that I can't remember for the weekend, and a wedding to try to shield from drama in 2 weeks.
get excited.

So, I don't know if y'all have seen these or not, but yesterday I discovered electronic cigarettes.

WTF?
Really?
What is the purpose?
Okay, so you can 'smoke' indoors. woot woot. Why would you want to? I saw the guy using it, and I just about puked. I turned to my mom, "Mom, don't they have rules against that in Maryland? That's just gross. And he thinks he's cool. Poor delusional guy."
she had to explain that they weren't real. Who the heck would want a fake cigarette? Hell, who would want a real one?



Okay, so I'm done.
Just wanted to get on and say a little hi to everyone, and let you know that I love you all very much :]


Okay.
Have a nice life.