this play is gonna bitch-slap Broadway like a cheap hooker at a gangbang.

Why can't a girl just want to be single?

Why can't guys understand that?


And why the fuck can't a girl and a guy hang out without speculation about them dating in secret.



Life would be much easier if I was a boy.

oh my.

I'm exhausted.
But I'm passing all events for German Badge so far, so get excited.

I'll post later?

:D

I'm going to a concert tonight.

And this weekend is going to be amazinnnng :D
Just thought you guys should know.

Now, I'm going to get dressed, go to class, and think happy thoughts...
(29 hours until my flight boards!!)

I know, it's a day later than everyone else...

But I felt like telling y'all about my feelings on Valentines day.

First off, it should not be considered a holiday.
Thanks.

Second, if you love someone, you shouldn't spend a shit ton of money just to let them know one day a year.

Third, it's fairly ridiculous how much hype valentines day has gotten. It seems more well advertised than Easter (I was raised Catholic, so I'm pretty certain that it's a little more important than boxes of chocolates).

I hate that girls see this as a day to get lavished on by a guy, and guys see it as a potential to get laid.
I say we get rid of it.

And I'm not just saying all of this because I'm single.
I just think it is all insane.

(although, chocolate covered strawberries being given out in samples is rather nice when you go to the grocery store :])

So, yes.
Have a nice life.
Annddd, tonights the night, I swear.

I feel like making love!

The Office is on. There's a stripper. She's dancing to a song, and now I have that one line stuck in my head ("I feel like making love").



Anyways... I know, I'm weird.


So, I've become obsessed with my Netflix. I am constantly watching things online. And I have one of those four dvd's at a time ones, so I always have a movie at home :]
If you have any suggestions, please leave comments.
I do have a 400+ movie queue.
But I'll get to it eventually.





So, there was a boy who asked me to come over to watch The Office. I was excited. I like that show, and he just got a new TV.

But it turns out, he wants to not watch the show.

He's been telling people he and I are going to have sex.



It really pissed me off.



And kind of scared me... Brother says be careful, and don't drink anything he gives me.

Anyways, I've been writing this post for a few days.
I think I'll submit it now.
Even though it doesn't really say much.
None of my updates ever do.

Have a nice saturday everyone.

I can do it.

12 miles.
21.5 pounds.
3 hours.


It's do-able, right?

Do you know what irks me?

The retards in my classes who think that they're better than me. The ones in the honors program, who see me, and give me a look as if to say "What are you doing here?"

Just because I don't feel the need to make sure everyone around me is informed that I'm intelligent, doesn't make me any less deserving than you, and less intelligent than you.
I don't have to rub right answers in every ones faces.


Go die in a hole.

I'm too...

...weak to go to Airborne.
:[

And they probably won't get any slots for Northern Warfare Training (that's my top choice).
It's a two week program in the summer in Alaska. It's apparently very physically and mentally demanding, and I would really love the opportunity to try.
But sadly, we're a small school, and probably won't get the slot to Northern.
Plus, we had a cadet fail Mountain Warfare, so they're less likely to open a spot for us.

On a happier note, I'm eating chicken noodle soup for breakfast :]
And I'm going rapelling today!

I know, you're jealous.


Come do ROTC with me, and you can join the excitement :]

You know what?

I want to take a camping trip this summer.
A week without electronics.
A week in the woods.


Who wants to go with me?

Does anyone own a copy of...

"How to be proposed to: a tale of kittens and rapists"

I'm proposing to a boy on the fourth of July, and I want to make sure everything goes smoothly.

Do you know what?

My friends.

They're all amazing people.
And they don't even know it.
For the most part, my friends are horribly self conscious. They can't see the qualities that make them unique, that make them the great people I love to be around. Most of them end up dwelling on their negative traits (we all have them), and don't see themselves as they should.

I think they all need a little more confidence.
I'm pretty sure everyone does.

But my friends are spectacular. They're smart, funny, talented, beautiful (inside and out), caring, selfless people. I hope they know.

I'm quite positive I wouldn't be who I am without each and everyone of them.

I want you guys to know, you've made a difference in someones life.
Thanks.

I really do love each and every one of you.

I have a friend...

Who is in a destructive relationship.

He treats her like crap, demands all her time, then when he puts the slightest amount of effort into their relationship, she dwells on that. I know that it's an unhealthy relationship. I mean, I haven't had much experience, but I think I know what a good relationship entails.

He broke up with her today. Just a few hours ago.

She had just gone to visit him (and paid over $400 to do so).

You see, they've been best friends for years, and he claims that he's been in love with her for as long as he has known her. They're in one of those relationships where the couple is always fighting, and very on again off again. He lives in Florida, she lives here in Texas.

He called her tonight and said that he loves her, but he can't deal with her, she's not exciting enough, and he can't be with her anymore.


I love this girl, but I really think she's better off.
I'm sure he's a nice guy, but he keeps putting her through all of this crap. She'd be happier if she just moved on and found someone here.

So after he broke up with her, he called her. Again. And again. And again. She didn't pick up.
She said she didn't want to cry in front of people.



I would like to propose a new plan to solve these issues.
Lock all the male humans up in basements and jails and what-not. Take them out once a year to reproduce. Lock them back up when their job is done.





Also, what the heck am I supposed to wear to an ABC party?
And I need the handbook on speaking guy. Apparently, I'm not very good at it. I thought going over to someones house to watch The Office actually meant going over to someones house to watch The Office.

I'm not really...

...one to come up with exciting new posts.
I just made this to keep an online diary...


Why is it that some of my friends have more creativity in one sentence than people like me have in their entire repertoire?
I mean, I'm smart, I'm physically fit, I'm determined.
Why can't I come up with the exciting new interesting things?
My 'creativity' is always overdone. I can't come up with new things.

Are you born with your creativity? Is it something you can learn?

I wish I was more entertaining.

I wish I could post things on this that people would actually enjoy reading.


I'm going to try.

OH, and I got Scooby-Doo gummy vitamins! I can finally get healthy and enjoy it :D