I have a friend...

Who is in a destructive relationship.

He treats her like crap, demands all her time, then when he puts the slightest amount of effort into their relationship, she dwells on that. I know that it's an unhealthy relationship. I mean, I haven't had much experience, but I think I know what a good relationship entails.

He broke up with her today. Just a few hours ago.

She had just gone to visit him (and paid over $400 to do so).

You see, they've been best friends for years, and he claims that he's been in love with her for as long as he has known her. They're in one of those relationships where the couple is always fighting, and very on again off again. He lives in Florida, she lives here in Texas.

He called her tonight and said that he loves her, but he can't deal with her, she's not exciting enough, and he can't be with her anymore.


I love this girl, but I really think she's better off.
I'm sure he's a nice guy, but he keeps putting her through all of this crap. She'd be happier if she just moved on and found someone here.

So after he broke up with her, he called her. Again. And again. And again. She didn't pick up.
She said she didn't want to cry in front of people.



I would like to propose a new plan to solve these issues.
Lock all the male humans up in basements and jails and what-not. Take them out once a year to reproduce. Lock them back up when their job is done.





Also, what the heck am I supposed to wear to an ABC party?
And I need the handbook on speaking guy. Apparently, I'm not very good at it. I thought going over to someones house to watch The Office actually meant going over to someones house to watch The Office.