I love it when...

something unexpected springs up.

like a date.
with a smart, cute boy.
who has a motorcycle (and took me riding around town :D)

procrastination is the key to success.

Oh how I wish that was true.

Some things...

about the Army make me really sad :[

But I have my wings!

Airborne!

I am loving every minute.
Even the part where we intentionally fall off of a 3 foot block onto rocks.
I'm great at the jumping part.
Not so great at the landings.

There's a 34 foot tower we jump from here. You're strapped into a harness, and you leap out of the side of the tower and assume the postion (feet and knees together, head tucked, and elbows in) and count 'One thousand...two thousand...three thousand...four thousand!' Grab your risers and gain canopy control. I was awesome at that part, and I even got to skip the last one because my first five were perfect. The landing was a different story. I didn't have the momentum I needed to get over to the postion I need to be in, so I would use my elbows and feet to kick myself over. Of course then I'd have to redo it for safety reasons (feet and knees together!!)

This is probably a very boring post for y'all. Sorry.

Exciting part? I had two 'dates'. One was a double date on friday, and the other one turned into a group fiasco, but I had fun both times. His name is Max, and nothing can come of it, but it's fun to hang out with someone who enjoys my company.

But there's a creeper here who keeps asking me to go out and get drunk with him. He knows I'm underage, but he asks me like twice a day. He's one of those guys who if you ever date/break up with him, he becomes a stalker.

Anyways, my body doesn't hate me anymore, so I'm going to go swimming or something later.

Have a nice life.

Poker night

Not so much fun when you have two drunk girls next to you screaming for strip poker, and two horny guys who are oh so willing to comply.
I want an all guys poker night.
Is that too much to ask?

I...

lost my phone again.

I'm currently talking to a customer service lady who sounds like she got her tips fron Kelly on The Office. Shoot me in the face.

Did you ever wonder why I'm starting to be a little more antisocial?

I had hope for people until last night.
A couple came in with their small child and got drunk.
They then proceeded to leave without their child.


The little boy walked up to the host stand, tugged on the hostess' shirt, and asked where his mommy was.


They came back to get him, but not for over a half an hour.




people disgust me.

Well hello! I made about 500 working this weekend. (four doubles in a row has some perks).

I also made two dollars for dancing the cupid shuffle :)

If you can't afford a 15% tip, don't fucking eat out. It's just plain rude to give a shitty tip, especially if the waitress works hard. Ugh.