I...

lost my phone again.

I'm currently talking to a customer service lady who sounds like she got her tips fron Kelly on The Office. Shoot me in the face.

Did you ever wonder why I'm starting to be a little more antisocial?

I had hope for people until last night.
A couple came in with their small child and got drunk.
They then proceeded to leave without their child.


The little boy walked up to the host stand, tugged on the hostess' shirt, and asked where his mommy was.


They came back to get him, but not for over a half an hour.




people disgust me.

Well hello! I made about 500 working this weekend. (four doubles in a row has some perks).

I also made two dollars for dancing the cupid shuffle :)

If you can't afford a 15% tip, don't fucking eat out. It's just plain rude to give a shitty tip, especially if the waitress works hard. Ugh.

Ashley is going to apply at a gentlemans club, and I'm watching Lord of the Rings. Exciting, yes?

I don't have internet. I think that there might be computers I can use in the lobby... Hopefully.

It's a little easier everytime...

Saying goodbye.

I'll still miss everyone, but I'm just drifting away from most of the people I knew here.
I didn't see Kim at all this summer.

And it wasn't just Kim I didn't see, but she was my best friend in Maryland for over two years. It's weird that we've pretty much ceased all communication.

I don't know. I guess growing up is growing apart (especially since I live so far away...)

On the bright side, I get to see Dani and Sister all this year! (And Becca is coming down next year).

And Carly is coming to visit. (she has to. I'll have a fundraiser for it)




I had fun with you guys this summer. Have a great rest of the holiday. Relax. Enjoy life while you can.

And see you soon :]

I feel like...

Time is slipping through my fingers.
Where did my summer go?


I leave in one week.
Adios.

So this past weekend...

(*it was the past weekend when I started this, but I have ADD with my blogs, so I take forever to finish them)
I had a wonderful time at a wedding. :]

On Friday, we spent the day with Jessie and Tyler and Travis, just basically sitting around (we also went to the mall to try to find an outfit for Travis). Then it was rehearsal time. We basically had to learn about what happens at a wedding in 30 minutes. No one was paying attention, so we didn't learn much. And because the bride and groom were young, the bridal party was young, and most of us had never been to a wedding before. So, we kinda had no idea what we were doing... We went to the rehearsal dinner after that. The free food was actually pretty good. They had those edible bouquets that I have always wanted to try. They were delicious.
After the dinner, we all headed over to the place where the reception was going to be held, to help set up for the big day. They had the coolest freaking idea for desserts. They had a candy buffet. I was in love. It had pretty much every kind of candy you could possibly want.

Anyways, on Saturday, the 'big day' we were up by 7, and at the church by 7:30. Considering that we had stayed up until 2, this was not much sleep (unless you are Becca). The 'we' at the church 5 hours before the ceremony was Jess, sister, the girl doing Jess's hair. I ran across the street in shorts and a tank top to grab everyone caffeine, and I barely made it back before it started to pour. I basically sat around in makeup for 3 hours watching Travis. He's adorable, and he slept most of the time. It's weird, but I actually did my own makeup. Like, I spent 20 minutes more than everyone else trying to figure out how that eyelash curler worked, but I did it myself!
The wedding was a little hectic. The ring bearer didn't have his pillow/the rings, the flower girl refused to leave her mom, and wouldn't throw flowers down the aisle, and Jess kept tripping over her dress. Also, the maids of honor (sister/Casey) and best man didn't have any clue what they were supposed to do during the ceremony.
and there was no "Kiss the bride"
but, other than that, it was pretty nice :]

The reception was pretty awesome. The guy who walked down the aisle with me, Jesse, who I had never met in my life, was a pretty nice guy. He cornered me during the reception, while I was on my way to dance, and said he wanted to take pictures with me. His parents snapped like 20 pictures of me and him, and me and them, and just me. Awkward. Then they asked a bunch of questions about me, like they were testing me if I was good enough for their son. Then they said, "You kids have fun tonight" winked at me, and left. It made me giggle.
I danced a lot at the reception. Let me tell you, 4 inch heels + cotton eye Joe = not so much fun for the feet...

After the reception, we went back to the hotel and changed into swim suits with the full expectation of soaking our swollen feet in the hot tub for a few days, but we were intercepted by a phone call from Jess. They were hiding in their room, and had just changed rooms (and had a secret name they were under) so that no one would be able to find them. They invited us over, we had some amazing take out, and opened the wedding presents and cards and such. They got over $7000. Who wants to marry me right now?

The next day, we distracted Travy while Jess and Tyler made a run for it (they were staying the night at a fancy hotel an hour away). Honestly, it was harder for Jess to get away then it was for Travis to see them go. We took Travis to the mall, and every time he saw a balloon, he said "UP!" and wanted me to get it down for him. I was ready to take one just sitting in the pet store, but April said I was retarded.
Apparently, Travis is one of those babies who hates getting changed. Hates putting on clothes. Hates getting a new diaper on. The first time I saw Jess change him, and then try to put his clothes on, he flipped out, and started bawling. So, when he did that to me, I just told him that I wasn't going to take that, and that he was going to get dressed whether he wanted to or not. Sister helped me get it on. After the first time, he stopped crying. I don't think he understood, but he knew I wasn't mommy, and I wouldn't stop just because he cried.
Also, he does this thing where he hits his head on something if he's not getting his way. I hated seeing him do it, but I didn't want to give in, so I turned my back to him very deliberately, and he stopped right away.

Overall, this little method of organic birth control was very effective.

April has sworn of children forever.

I finally learned just how much work and time is required for a baby. I know that I won't be ready for that unless I'm in a stable, healthy, marriage. I think I could make a good mom, but I know that won't be for a while.
I'm sorry to say this Becca, but I think I do want to have a kid.


And you're going to babysit.







I think my momma and I are going for a ride now.
okBAI!