this play is gonna bitch-slap Broadway like a cheap hooker at a gangbang.

Why can't a girl just want to be single?

Why can't guys understand that?


And why the fuck can't a girl and a guy hang out without speculation about them dating in secret.



Life would be much easier if I was a boy.

oh my.

I'm exhausted.
But I'm passing all events for German Badge so far, so get excited.

I'll post later?

:D

I'm going to a concert tonight.

And this weekend is going to be amazinnnng :D
Just thought you guys should know.

Now, I'm going to get dressed, go to class, and think happy thoughts...
(29 hours until my flight boards!!)

I know, it's a day later than everyone else...

But I felt like telling y'all about my feelings on Valentines day.

First off, it should not be considered a holiday.
Thanks.

Second, if you love someone, you shouldn't spend a shit ton of money just to let them know one day a year.

Third, it's fairly ridiculous how much hype valentines day has gotten. It seems more well advertised than Easter (I was raised Catholic, so I'm pretty certain that it's a little more important than boxes of chocolates).

I hate that girls see this as a day to get lavished on by a guy, and guys see it as a potential to get laid.
I say we get rid of it.

And I'm not just saying all of this because I'm single.
I just think it is all insane.

(although, chocolate covered strawberries being given out in samples is rather nice when you go to the grocery store :])

So, yes.
Have a nice life.
Annddd, tonights the night, I swear.

I feel like making love!

The Office is on. There's a stripper. She's dancing to a song, and now I have that one line stuck in my head ("I feel like making love").



Anyways... I know, I'm weird.


So, I've become obsessed with my Netflix. I am constantly watching things online. And I have one of those four dvd's at a time ones, so I always have a movie at home :]
If you have any suggestions, please leave comments.
I do have a 400+ movie queue.
But I'll get to it eventually.





So, there was a boy who asked me to come over to watch The Office. I was excited. I like that show, and he just got a new TV.

But it turns out, he wants to not watch the show.

He's been telling people he and I are going to have sex.



It really pissed me off.



And kind of scared me... Brother says be careful, and don't drink anything he gives me.

Anyways, I've been writing this post for a few days.
I think I'll submit it now.
Even though it doesn't really say much.
None of my updates ever do.

Have a nice saturday everyone.

I can do it.

12 miles.
21.5 pounds.
3 hours.


It's do-able, right?

Do you know what irks me?

The retards in my classes who think that they're better than me. The ones in the honors program, who see me, and give me a look as if to say "What are you doing here?"

Just because I don't feel the need to make sure everyone around me is informed that I'm intelligent, doesn't make me any less deserving than you, and less intelligent than you.
I don't have to rub right answers in every ones faces.


Go die in a hole.

I'm too...

...weak to go to Airborne.
:[

And they probably won't get any slots for Northern Warfare Training (that's my top choice).
It's a two week program in the summer in Alaska. It's apparently very physically and mentally demanding, and I would really love the opportunity to try.
But sadly, we're a small school, and probably won't get the slot to Northern.
Plus, we had a cadet fail Mountain Warfare, so they're less likely to open a spot for us.

On a happier note, I'm eating chicken noodle soup for breakfast :]
And I'm going rapelling today!

I know, you're jealous.


Come do ROTC with me, and you can join the excitement :]

You know what?

I want to take a camping trip this summer.
A week without electronics.
A week in the woods.


Who wants to go with me?

Does anyone own a copy of...

"How to be proposed to: a tale of kittens and rapists"

I'm proposing to a boy on the fourth of July, and I want to make sure everything goes smoothly.